What up Nakkers! So……me and Splendid Spoon ain’t workout. First of all, I bought to much food. There’s shit in my freezer, taking up my refrigerator. So…Many…Bowls! I was on a weekly 5 smoothies, 5…
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Raw Update + Some other shit
Hello, hello! So I’m four days into my little raw cleanse. I’m managing. I’m losing weight too. So far, down 3lbs. I haven’t exercised, been too busy just tryna stick to it. BUT, I’m going…
I’m Raw Dogging it!
Okay so boom…I’m about to do a thing. So while I was going back and forth about a plant based diet and doing the South Beach diet – which is a diet I’ve lost 65lbs…
Condoms and Condiments
So…let me start of by saying this post isn’t about condoms. I just really like alliteration and I was trying to be witty. For SEO purposes my title is probably trash. Anyway, so I’ve officially,…
Diced Pineapples
Shorty so fine, pussy so freshDiced pineapples, yeah my baby tastes the best… So…I’ve been cheating on my diet like a HOE! That’s literally why I’m writing this blog so I can hold myself accountable….
Plant Based P*ssy
Ya’ll, I just put my underwear on…these jawns are snug as fuck! Snug as a bug in a rug. I refuse to buy bigger drawls! I REFUSE! Like they’re dead ass suffocating my coochie right…
Hello, Hello!
Hello you, you sexy motherf$cker you!! Thanks for visiting my blog. I’ll be updating every week on Tuesdays and Thursdays by noon-ish. I’ll be talking about life stuff, documenting my weight loss (I’m mad portly…